“It’s just so great to be back on Fox News — the network that both pays me and shows me the questions ahead of time. And I just hope that tonight the lamestream media won’t twist my words by repeatin’ them verbatim.”
I’m sexy, I’m cute, I’m popular to boot. I’m bitching great hair, the boys all love to stare. I’m wanted, I’m hot, I’m everything you’re not. I’m pretty, I’m cool, I dominate this school. Who am I? Just guess, guys wanna touch my chest! I’m rocking, I smile, and many think I’m vile. I’m flying I jump, you can look but don’t you hump. I’m major, I roar, I swear I’m not a whore. We cheer and we lead, we act like we’re on speed. Hate us ‘cause we’re beautiful, well we don’t like you either. We’re cheerleaders, we are cheerleaders. ROLL CALL!
When it comes to men who are romantically interested in you, it’s really simple. Just ignore everything they say and only pay attention to what they do.
werewolves:you-wear-a-jacket:lamamama:evilcomma:(via parrotworm)
(click-through to read the article, which is hilarious btw)
When I grow up, I will name my child Stacy. I will be Stacy’s mom & I will have it going on
Another summer night falls over Oia (via MarcelGermain)
i spent weeks there a few months ago. and i miss it dearly. ooooh when will i be able to afford to return? <3
